These have been done before, but I've decided to put my own spin on them. Hopefully some of them are funny.
Animal Collective-I go to art school, I rarely wear shoes, and my parents are loaded.
Belle and Sebastian/Camera Obscura-I'm either a beautiful girl, gay, or a straight dude who's never had a girlfriend.
Bob Dylan-I'm a Social Studies teacher.
Bon Iver-I love it when black dudes play guitar. He's black, right?
Built to Spill-I really liked classic rock growing up but when I went to college I felt that I needed to "break away."
The Clash-I'm a cliche.
Coldplay-I would've liked U2 if I grew up in the 80s.
Dave Matthews-I'm a person who has had to face zero adversity in my life.
The Decemberists-I read lots of fantasy books and still play RPGs.
Feist-See Belle and Seb.
Galaxie 500-I love "Pale Blue Eyes" by The Velvet Underground and no other songs by them.
The Hold Steady-I'm the only indie kid in suburbia.
Kanye West-I'm everyone.
Kid Cudi-I'm not very intelligent so to compensate I wear flashy threads.
The Killers-See Coldplay.
Kings of Leon-"Kid Rock" comes right before "Kings of Leon" on my iPod.
Lady Gaga-I use the word "brilliant" to a nauseating degree while describing her.
The National-I wear thick frames and I'm incredibly boring.
Neon Indian-My fav activities include jumping off cliffs, skateboarding, wearing bright colored tank tops, and having sex.
Pavement-See The Clash.
Pixies-I don't know that much about music but I know that Pixies are untouchable so I'll say I like them.
Radiohead-I'm a lonely dude who just wants to find a gal who appreciates Kid A.
The Replacements-See The Hold Steady.
The Roots-I'm a whiteboy who goes to the city for sporting events and Roots concerts.
Sage Francis-I'm an educated whiteboy and this is the only hip hop I listen to.
Tom Waits-I wear cool hats and vests and read obscure authors in public.
TV on the Radio-I'm a white dude who thinks it would be cool to be the only white dude in a band of black dudes.
Vampire Weekend-I'm the "cool indie gal" in my group of mainstream girlfriends.
Violent Femmes-I'm a compulsive masturbator.
Weezer-I also like to root for losing sports teams.
The Wrens-I'm a 40 year old dude who's had one long term relationship in my life.
I think a few of them might be funny.
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This is great! My favorite spinz you did are: Belle & Sebastian/Camera Obscura, Lady Gaga, the National, Violent Femmes, Dave Matthews & Kings of leon. Or maybe just all of them.
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