Jason Derulo has produced one of my favorite music videos ever. Cracks me up every time. Here's why:
(0:00)-Just look at this fella before you even start the video. It's astonishing how much of a poor man's Chris Brown he is. I wonder how that feels-Chris Brown beats up Rihanna and now it's like "Here ya go pal. Step up to the plate."
(0:13)-YR LUV MADE ME BLIND DOOOOAOOOOOO
(0:32)-That jacket makes him look like this:
(0:41)-Didn't Drake already "do me?"
(1:03)-Ah, the venerable spin move/ball clutch combo.
(1:38)-Wait, make sure we get the Honda logo.
(1:56)-Why would you check your PlentyOfFish account in a nightclub? Isn't online dating for people who don't get out much?
(2:09)-Really? I thought he was ridin' solo.
(2:33)-I'm very surprised that he didn't give himself whiplash there.
(2:52)-He sort of sounds like Jabba the Hutt when he whispers "Solo."
(3:00)-The choreographer was probably like "Alright, here you're gonna play with imaginary glowsticks."
(3:20)-No way he's doing that. It's a moving platform.
(3:35)-Yeah, definitely a moving platform.
Seriously, this video is the best. Hidden ads, goofy dancing and outfits, and one BIG huckster of a star. Not to mention the fact that he's rarely "ridin' solo" during the video.
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