1. Anyone who isn't American.
2. Average American dudes who played it in high school. If you make it to high school, you'll be a fan for life. If you only played when you were in elementary school, that will not guarantee permanent fandom.
3. Americans who studied abroad for a semester (seems like 2/3 of college students since 2008 or so) and returned with either a Man U, Barcelona, or, if you're one of those people who thought that studying in Western Europe was such a unoriginal thing to do, Galatasaray scarf.
4. Americans who have become disillusioned with the prevailing broness of American pro sports and secretly like when said bros say that soccer is for "pussies." This shows that bros are dumb and they're smart because they "get" soccer. Little do these sports snobs know that soccer is the ultimate bro sport everywhere else in the world.
5. Americans who stumbled across a used copy of Fifa 20__ at FuncoLand/Gamestop/Whatever it's called and were like "Hey, this sport's rad!"
6. Patient Americans who are willing to sit around for two hours because there's a chance something like this could occur:
2. Average American dudes who played it in high school. If you make it to high school, you'll be a fan for life. If you only played when you were in elementary school, that will not guarantee permanent fandom.
3. Americans who studied abroad for a semester (seems like 2/3 of college students since 2008 or so) and returned with either a Man U, Barcelona, or, if you're one of those people who thought that studying in Western Europe was such a unoriginal thing to do, Galatasaray scarf.
4. Americans who have become disillusioned with the prevailing broness of American pro sports and secretly like when said bros say that soccer is for "pussies." This shows that bros are dumb and they're smart because they "get" soccer. Little do these sports snobs know that soccer is the ultimate bro sport everywhere else in the world.
5. Americans who stumbled across a used copy of Fifa 20__ at FuncoLand/Gamestop/Whatever it's called and were like "Hey, this sport's rad!"
6. Patient Americans who are willing to sit around for two hours because there's a chance something like this could occur:
Which one are you?
haha completely true.
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