A Reason to Commit Suicide: Michael Cera

I dislike Michael Cera out of pure jealousy. There, I said it. He accurately represents a good percentage of American males age 20-25. We're quirky, awkward, not incredibly attractive, and desperately in love with some gal. So why is it that he gets to be his normal, bumbling self and make millions of dollars? Actors should be able to ACT, not simply be like themselves in every gosh darn movie they're in. Seriously, let me or one of about 10 million other people star in Superbad or Youth In Revolt. I could do it.

*Edit*-Disregard this post. I actually like Michael Cera a lot now after watching Scott Pilgrim and Arrested Development.