Daaaauuuuum: LCD Soundsystem

A perfect storm of awesomeness made its way over the Philadelphia area Friday night. Oh God, I sound like a seventh grader starting a personal narrative. Whatever. Anyways, LCD Soundsystem and Sleigh Bells played at the Philadelphia Naval Yard, and to be short it was one of the best nights of live music I've ever experienced. Maybe even the best. The venue was terrific. The initially mysterious Naval Yard was easy to find, there were people and signs everywhere directing traffic, and the parking was free. It was sort of like the Tweeter Center or whatever it's called now minus the lameness. There was a pre-party where free stuff, food, and beer were being given away. This was the beer:

It seems like Narragansett has all the makings of a new "hipster beer." It's watery, comes in pounders, and shares its name with a bay in Rhode Island. Maybe they should change its name to "Veckatimest."

The show took place in what I believe is called the Cruise Terminal, a large warehouse-y building with lots of big windows. I'm not sure what its capacity is, but it seemed like everyone was on top of each other. The sound quality was good though, and that's all that really matters.

Sleigh Bells came on first, and they, um, slayed it. The dude played the riffs and the gal did some crazy dance moves and vocalized. I was kind of disappointed in the crowd for most of the set, but everyone started to come alive near the end. I'm pretty sure they did their entire recorded output.

Shit really started to get insane once LCD came on. It seemed like it couldn't get any more crowded than it was during Sleigh Bells, but it did. It also got about 10x crazier, as the booze started kicking in and joints got fired up. Here's some nutty-ass crap that happened:
1. I fell down during set opener "Dance Yrself Clean" and thought I was going to be trampled to death. Luckily for me I was pulled up by Lizzy. This marks the second time Lizzy has saved my life, as she performed the heimlich maneuver on yours truly in 2004. I was choking on a clam.
2. Some dude fell on the hard floor while crowd surfing. People were passing him around and all of a sudden they got tired of doing so. He fell from about seven feet in the air without anyone breaking his fall. I'm pretty sure he suffered a concussion, but he went right on crowd surfing.
3. LCD played "All My Friends." 'Nuff said.
4. Some UFC bro told me to "EFF OFF" and got in my face because I pushed some sweaty bearded dude his way. This happened while LCD was closing their set with "Home," a lovely song about how home is all we need.

LCD played great, from what I could see. The setlist was perfect, and offered significant helpings of both new and old material. Highlights included not only the previously mentioned "Dance Yrself Clean" and "All My Friends," but also "Get Innocuous!," "Movement," and "Losing My Edge," every music nerd's fav. It seemed like James Murphy was sort of going through the motions with this one, but it was rad nonetheless. James (we're on a first-name basis) had a cool old-looking microphone, I think. Hot Chip member Al Doyle was playing bass. The Asian gal looked sort of miserable. Their light show was spectacular, and they even turned on a huge-ass disco ball for a few songs.

Great venue and music. The people could've been a little less sweaty/out of their minds, but it's okay. Also, people could've DANCED more. Last time I checked, dancing is more than just jumping up and down and pushing/throwin' bows. In fact, that's not dancing at all.

I Don't Get It: UFC

I just saw a commercial for some UFC fight, and am unable to understand the draw of such an event. It seems like it's just two dudes beating the hell out of each other until one of them gives up/is unconscious/is dead. UFC fans would disagree with me on this point, and would defend this activity by highlighting all of the holds and techniques that must be learned to be successful. All I know is that every time I've watched a UFC "fight," this is what happened:

1. The two dudes grabbed each other.
2. They started kneeing each other.
3. They fell on the mat and morphed into a sinewy sphere.
4. They attempted to put each other in "holds," which to me looked like rolling around.
5. One guy ended up on top and punched the other guy in the face until the referee ended this savage exhibition.

I mean, I love the NFL and do watch boxing every now and then, but UFC takes the brutality to a dangerous level. Call me a wimp, but I just can't deal with the sound of a fist making contact with a skull or, even more, the fact that some unfortunate fella will most likely endure years of health problems for a few appearances on Spike TV. I feel as though this "sport" appeals to the carnal side of people, that same section of the brain where the animalistic synapses get fired off. It makes for a strangely sadistic experience in which people want to see someone get beat up and humiliated in public. Even stranger to me is the fact that so many of the individuals who view these testosterone fests are gents who have never been in a fight in their lives. I guess feigning macho-ness by living vicariously through some bulky dude who spends all of his time in a gym is easier than simply admitting that you're not a fighter.

I'm not a fighter.

"There are as many ways to be a man as there are men."
-Dr. Dan O'Neill

A Reason to Not Commit Suicide: Subway

I've been meaning to sing the praises of Subway on here for some time now, as my love for this franchise started while my dad and I were on our roadtrip to South Dakota. It's hard to eat at quality restaurants when you're on the road for three weeks and don't have all the money in the world, and Subway is both a quick and, relatively speaking, healthy alternative to traditional fast food. If you so desired, you could walk into a Subway and walk out having consumed a six inch Turkey Breast Sub, (no mayo of course) a bag of Baked Lays, and a diet soda for lunch. Not exactly the healthiest thing in the world to eat, but you probably won't gain weight eating like this either. Subway, more than any other fast food chain, offers its diners a CHOICE. Sure, you can go in there and eat a low-fat lunch, but you can also order a footlong Subway Club on the whatevercheese bread. No other fast food joint lets its patrons eat this well, and I'm pretty sure this is why Subway (and I looked this up) has more locations than the Golden Arch Crew in the USA. My dad and I certainly observed this while traversing the highways, as we ate at a Subway in many of the states we drove through.

"Nowhere Near"

I was digging through my CDs over the weekend and came across my copy of Yo La Tengo's Painful. Hadn't listened to it in four years. Can't believe I forgot about "Nowhere Near." It's such a gorgeous track, and hearing it out of nowhere (joke intended) was a wonderful experience. I was just listenin' to the album and this song came on and I was like "How did I go four years without hearing this?" The delicate, noisy (pretty sure that's an oxymoron, but you'll understand if you hear the song) guitar near the end is just sublime. And the lyrics: "Everyone is here/but you're nowhere near." Unfulfilled love never sounded so simple or heavenly.

Remember This Song?

Seems like this track is lighting up the last.fm charts right now. Wonder why. Oh, just figured it out-Pitchfork included it on their best songs of the 90s list. I am currently overflowing with joy because Pfork approves of something I loved when I was thirteen. I feel like my love for this song was pure and not based on what some popular indie media source told me to listen to. I also feel like I was "unknowingly cool." It's not just me though, EVERYONE liked this song. I guess this means that everyone is cool. Either that, or during their heyday Len were the great musical uniters. Anyways, the video-love that slowmo. Pretty sure it influenced Wes Anderson's directorial work. Don't really understand the lyrics, though. Pretty sure they're about drugs. And while I like the fact that they're a brother/sister duo, I think it's sort of weird when he puts his arms around her and sort of touches her buzzooms.

I forgot about this one, but I've never stopped liking "Bittersweet Symphony" or "Brimful of Asha," Pitchfork. Thanks for including those on the list.